last night, olivia says, "gammy?" and i say, "yes?" and she says, "you look kinda old."
on top of that.........abby and eli's t.v.?? GGGGGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
once upon a time, what you did with a t.v. was, you turned it on and then you turned it off. in between times, you turned it up.
also once upon a time, what you did with a t.v. was, you went into the kitchen and made jiffy pop.
but those days are over. now you gotta stand on your head and clap three times if you wanna turn on your t.v. provided, of course, the UB port and the IBS port are compatible with the little thingie on the remote that looks like two blue "Vs" trying to fly.
and then, if you think you hear one of the babies crying and you try to turn down the t.v. so you can be sure, you're out of luck.
so, yeah. my babysitting fee is going up.
and then you tiptoe into the babies' room to check for yourself if one of the babies is crying and you see that none of them are but wendy's clutching her little bear in her little fist and her little butt's in the air.
so, yeah. my babysitting fee is going down.
