so, jolly rancher is now in the candle business.
a lot of things in this world don't make any sense and that, right there, is the biggest. jolly ranchers belong in your mouth, not up your nose.
cinnamon buns and apple pie and caramel apples and birthday cake, likewise, belong in your mouth. instead of burning vanilla pudding, why not make some?
the reason we don't make these things in the first place is because we're "too busy." but we're not too busy to to go to the store and buy a candle that (supposedly) smells like these things. and on the way home, since we're so busy, we go through the drive-through and get us a big ol' honkin' bag of fries.
oooooohhhhhh! a candle that smells like fries!
now......that i might buy!
