there are two things - time and spring - that i would never want to hurry, but at 2:00 a.m. this morning, we hurried both.
welcome to daylight savings time.
i am unlike just about everybody else on the planet in many ways, including the fact that i don't like spring. summer is my least favorite season and spring is my second least. i don't like spring for several reasons. here's why:
spring means summer is on deck. boo, summer!
i don't like hearing birds singing in the morning. i never have. it depresses me. i like to hear birds in the afternoon and in the evening but if it were up to me, i would outlaw birds in the morning. out. law.
spring = allergies. the worst part about allergies is when it itches in between your throat and your ears and you can't scratch it. although i have discovered that if you stick a pretzel rod back there and move it around, it helps.
spring = allergies and although pretzel rods help, they don't help enough.
no matter how you're dressed, it's wrong. you're either too hot or you're too cold and you can stop talking to me about layers. layers make me look fat.
spring means peeps and i hate peeps. i am not fond of Easter basket grass, either.
despite the fact that i do not like spring, it does have one gigundous advantage.......rain. i love bad weather.
i don't want to hurry time and i don't want to hurry spring. i would, however, love to hurry rain. actually........what i'd really love to hurry is snow.
we turn back the clocks on november 4th.
please hurry, november 4th.
