this is how good a sleeper i am:
- it takes me, on average, 2.3 minutes to fall asleep. proven.
- i sleep 9 - 10 hours every night.
- i hardly ever wake up feeling anything less than rarin' to go.
- as long as i am lying down, i can sleep anywhere.
- no, it doesn't have to be my own bed. it doesn't even have to be a bed. floor is fine.
- if i am not lying down (on a plane, for example), i still sleep through almost the whole flight. if i were lying down, i would sleep through 100% of it.
- i am such a good sleeper, even on a plane, that i don't care who sits next to me. even a screaming baby. i feel sorry for the guy who wants to talk, though.
- it doesn't matter what kind of pillow i have.
- mattress? let's put it this way - if everyone were like me, select comfort would be like, what the hell is select comfort?
- i can take a nap in the afternoon and not have it mess up my sleep that night.
- no, i do not have a sleep disorder - i am a good sleeper. proven fact. if you haven't looked it up by now, you probably never will.
i am also the world's worst sleeper. another proven fact. etc. etc. etc.
this is how rotten a sleeper i am:
- i can't stay up much past 8:00 most nights. jay leno who?
- rarely, but sometimes, i'm in bed before dinner.
- or, on the floor before dinner. (and no.....not because i'm passed out from wine!)
- i don't have an adult life. i don't even have a 3rd grader's life. i'm zoomin' in on about a kindergartener.
one of the greatest blessings God has ever given me is my ability to sleep. i don't know what being tired during the day is. i know what it is at 7 o'clock. (p.m.)
they say our greatest blessings are also often our greatest curses.
(and vice-versa.)
the man next to me on the plane who wants to talk and wishes i would wake the hell up might not know it, but the vice-versa definitely applies to him.
:)
