fo sho, i have it.
in fact, i think i have thee worst computer karma on the planet. (shouldn't that be komputer karma? or computer carma? or carmen electra? carmen ohio.)
anyway, here's the latest example. you try and top this, ok? -
yesterday, i was working from home on electronic paperwork (ok, right there - "electronic paperwork" - if that's not an indication of what's wrong with the world, i don't know what is).......but i was working from home on electronic paperwork (ouch) and all of a sudden, my cursor started acting funny. it was jerking all over the place and acting totally rude. i thought that maybe it was because i actually had my laptop on my lap (which, ok, right there - how many people actually put their laptops on their laps, right? if that isn't an indication of what's wrong with the world, i don't know what is).
but, ok, so anyway, i thought that maybe my cursor would behave itself if i put my laptop on a stable surface, so i put it on my desk. nope. didn't work. cursor's still bouncin' all over creation.
and then. then i realize what is really going on.......you are NOT gonna believe this (and if you do, that, right there, is an indication of what's wrong with the world)......
i realized that, you know how if you call IT for tech support and they will take "control" of your computer? how they can get into your computer and navigate their way around it as if it were their own computer? well.........that's exactly what was happening! somebody was inside my computer!!!!!!!! I AM NOT LYING!!!!!!!!!
all of a sudden, i realized that the somebody was clicking this and clicking that and deleting this and deleting that! the somebody deleted the e-paperwork that i had done up to that point! the somebody clicked me out of this window and that window! the somebody even shut down my directions on mapquest to my next client's home! my computer was haunted!
i have never in my entire, whole, altogether life seen anything like it. i was freakin' freakin' out!
bizarre, baby. bi -zarre.
so anyway, like i was saying the day before yesterday, how is this better than me grabbing a piece of paper and writing what i want to say on it?
