no, i don't have statistics. yes, i could get them if i gave a rip about statistics. no, this has not been a good summer. weather-wise.
in fact, this summer has sucked.
it has sucked the firecrackers out of the fourth of july.
it has sucked the picnic out of the park.
the outdoor concert? sucked. out.
i can count on one hand the number times i have been able to use my grill.
it ruined the jazz and rib fest.
filled the pool with (rain) water but emptied it of folks.
turned my flowers yellow. yes, even the yellow ones.
shut down the block party in my new neighborhood.
depressed even the mood of this rain lover.
can. not. remember a summer this gray.
further proof, if for some insane reason you need it, that everything was better back in the day. everything was 100% better back in the 1950s.
there. that's a statistic for ya.
