man on the moon/no cure for the common cold/no cure for colic/no container of wipes that you can actually get a wipe out of without ripping your fingers to death.........am i the only one who sees where i'm going with this?
they also oughta be able to invent a bottle of pills that you can open in the middle of the night without having to line up two little white arrows on a white lid because lining up two little white arrows on a white lid does not qualify as a bottle of pills that you can open in the middle of the night.
this post is over. i have a headache and my fingers are bleeding.
(oh, great.........now i gotta go pry a band-aid out of its wrapper.......)
