i do that all year. i'm not gonna do it on thanksgiving.
i have watched my weight ever since 5th grade. yes, ever since 5th grade. that's an insane amount of watching. i'm not gonna do it on thanksgiving.
on thanksgiving, to tell you the whole truth, i am not only not gonna cut fat and calories, i'm gonna add them. i am gonna go the whole milk, real butter, and full-blown fat content cream cheese route. i'm gonna put regular cool whip on my pumpkin pie - and i'm gonna have two slices - maybe three. so sue me.
i am going to eat the dark meat and i am going to drench it in gravy.
rolls? HA! i am not only gonna do rolls, i am gonna do cinnamon rolls - with icing! and i'm gonna chase 'em with a pumpkin roll!
i will put stuffing on top of my mashed potatoes and i will not drizzle gravy over all of it - i will dump gravy over all of it. and then i'll have seconds.
by the time i'm done with the corn pudding and the green bean casserole and the sweet potatoes that are laden with brown sugar and pecans, i will be ready to go back for thirds.
and fourths.
and fifths.
in honor of fifth grade.
