olives without the pits in 'em make me happy. but.......they shouldn't.
olives with the pits still in 'em force us - or should force us (i don't know about some of you gluttons) - to slow down. olives with the pits in 'em mean you can take more time to taste the olive! who knew?!
that's why God put thorns on rose bushes - to slow your sorry ass down.
it's also why God made winter. it takes time to count the snowflakes. hell, it takes time just to walk in the winter!
it might sound strange, but i am going to spend this winter storm warning day eating olives.
i need to spend my whole life eating them.
so do you.
