since it's the national pastime to be offended, i'm offended. i'm offended by people who assume i like sunny, warm weather. OF.FEND.ED.
people can. not. be. lieve. it. when they learn i like winter. i like cold, i like snow, i like ice. i like driving in it. i like being stranded in it. i. like. it.
no, you don't, they say. you don't like it. you might think you like it, but you don't really like it.
i do, i say. i like it.
well, they say, you wouldn't like it if you lived in minnesota.
i would.
you would not, could not in alaska.
i would. could! on a boat! with a goat!
in a box! with a fox!
i like it.
besides. soup in hot weather is no fun.
neither are green eggs and ham.
