well, we're about to find out!
allergy season is in full-swing here in central ohio, aka the corn belt, the rust belt, and the allergy belt. me? personally? i would like to come after this state with a belt.
but, anyway, my allergies are about to send me to the nuthouse. but instead of going to the nuthouse, i am going to go to abby and eli's house. to-day. to clean. to clean from top to bottom, in advance of abby's return home on monday. not to be confused with her leaving home on friday. (you need to pay better attention.)
so, anyway.......i am going to clean from top to bottom (but no bottoms, eli. you're still on duty for that, dude. sorry.), and i am going to try to do it with my eyes closed because it is impossible to sneeze and keep your eyes open at the same time.
and i am going to try to do it with my throat all half-swollen shut and red and itchy. which actually might not be such a problem because who needs a throat to clean house? i mean, you need one, but you don't need need one.
and, on top of everything else, i am going to do all of this - top to bottom - with absolutely no alcohol (because it's against abby and eli's religion. no, i mean, literally. it is). except for what i might be able to find in the cleaning solvents.
JUST KIDDING!
(sort of.)
ahhhhh-choooo!
