everyone is so smug. i'm smug! i'm probably the smuggest of 'em all!
smug is bad. smug is so bad that it seems like there should have been a commandment against it. which, in fact, there was. is. all ten of 'em.
all ten of the commandments - or even if you're a relativist and you make up your own moral rules - boil down to one thing: don't be smug. don't be a smart ass. don't run around acting like you're all that and a bag of chips. and by the way, saying that you don't think you're all that and a bag of chips doesn't change the fact that, yes, you do.
you're smug. and it's highly unattractive.
i leave you now with, so help me, God, my nose slightly less in the air than before.
