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Thursday, July 3, 2014

because the government cares about you, that's why

so, by now, we all know that the obama administration doesn't want us to have a hamburger tomorrow. unless it's made out of turkey. or chicken. which, if you have that, isn't a hamburger. 

the obama administration also doesn't want us to have a coke. or a sprite. and, God forbid (God is my choice of words,of course)....God forbid, not a mountain dew. what the obama administration wants you to have tomorrow is water. you're allowed to float a piece of fruit - of your choice- (whoa!!!! your choice!!!!)in it, but it must. be. water.

as for dessert, the kabosh has been putteth upon. we're allowed to have fruit. but that. is. it. nothing else.



now, granted......there's no law (yet) that says we can't eat these hideous things but i can't help but hear a certain set of very familiar words just ringing and ringing and ringing in my ears.......

"slippery slope."

(or is it, "it's my body!" that i'm hearing?)



i'll have mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and french fried potatoes. (white bun, too.) 


happy fourth, y'all. :)