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Saturday, September 17, 2011

the ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-thumping

what is up with the folks upstairs?

the last three weekends in a row, whoever it is up there has been doing whatever it is they're doing up there and whatever it is, it's loud. (and i can't even hear right!)

it sounds like ka-thump, ka-thump, ka-THUMP. first time i heard it, i thought someone was practicing their floor exercise routine. and from what i could tell, they were totally sticking the landing(s).

then i thought they were moving furniture. but who has that much furniture? and how can you move furniture every 2 minutes all night long?

then i thought - and this is probably as close to the truth as anything - that there are approximately 4 500-lb. men up there doing God knows what 4 500-lb. men do. God doesn't wanna know (but sadly, He does) and believe me, neither do i.

anyway, so last night, right? i finally called the security guy and told him to tell the 4 500-lb. men to shut the $*(@#$#)* up. he did and they did. which is actually kind of unfortunate.

cuz the mental image of 4 500-lb. men doing whatever they're doing  - in their floor ex routine or especially on the balance beam -  really is kinda fun.