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Sunday, September 4, 2011

what they need to make

what they need to make is, they need to make dental floss that after you use it and your hands are damp and the floss won't shake off your hand and into the waste basket, it will.

got that?

they also need to make some kind of thingamajig for a bathtub so that the adult who is bathing/supervising the kiddies doesn't break her back doing it.

a bathtub that keeps all the water in the tub - even when little hands are scooping it up in "bowls" made out of hands and dumping it out on the floor.....especially when little hands are doing that - would be appreciated.

they need a fly swatter that gets the fly the first time.

it'd be nice if for just one minute, they'd stop what they're doing and make a seat belt that never gets twisted. ditto for purse straps.

speaking of purses, purses without all that paper stuffed inside them when you buy them. if someone's gonna steal, they're gonna steal.

socks with magnets or radar or something on them so they never get lost in the laundry. i mean, how hard is that?


adults with three arms. at least for the first year.