i made a new year's resolution to eat one meal a day that only had foods in it that Christ would have eaten. it's been easy. i didn't expect it to be easy. i expected it to be like any good resolution - tough.
i have tried to make it tough. i don't like pomegranates so i bought a pomegranate and turns out......i like pomegranates.
i thought about increasing it from one meal a day to two meals a day. but if one meal a day is easy, wouldn't two meals a day be twice as easy? (that's the math i remember.)
then i thought about decreasing it to half a meal a day. but the Christ-like meals that i eat are usually half a meal anyway. so, half a meal divided by half a meal is about a quarter of a meal (i had to use the calculator for that one). and i don't think my knife cuts that little. without getting crumbs all over the place. and besides, how do you cook a quarter of an egg? without cooking the whole egg and then only eating a quarter of it and either throwing away the rest or saving the rest to re-heat later and finding out you can't (very well) re-heat an egg so you throw it out anyway?
on the other hand, i suppose i could re-heat the egg and even though it sucks, just go ahead and eat it. that would make things tough.
but then, if i did that, i don't think it would be like what Christ ate. i doubt that Christ ate a quarter of an egg and then re-heated (and choked down) the rest. i don't have proof of that, but i doubt it.
so, as you can see, this eating like Christ thing has been easy.
