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Thursday, February 17, 2011

ok, so, here's what YOUR name tastes like.....

everybody's been sending me emails and f/b messages, so here goes:

adrianne/adrienne - cooked rhubarb (LOVE it!!!!)

alecia - apple pie

amy - just like eli, it tastes like lemon jello before it is congealed

becky - pringles potato chips

bert - see "carolyn" below. (sorry, bert.)   :(

beth - tastes like the smell of wet diapers. i know! but in a good way. really.

bill - chocolate covered ice cream bar

bob - cherry tootsie roll pop

cathy/kathy - strawberry cake batter

carolyn - sorry, carolyn, but you probably don't want to know.

christy/and every other way you can spell it - graham crackers with cinnamon on them

claudia - biscuit dough

denise/denice - sauerkraut

faith - sounds bad, but it isn't. (kinda like the beth thing)- tastes like bacon fat, before you cook the bacon. when it's still a solid.

georgy/georgie - shredded roast beef. it HAS to be shredded. some of my synesthesia involves being able to feel sounds, too, and so the texture of this one is very important.

jeff - waffles with lots of syrup on them

judy/judi - tastes like those little conversational candy hearts that you get on valentine's day

karen/karan - ditto carolyn. bummer.

kurt/curt - coleslaw without the mayo

leslie - italian salad dressing

lorraine - lorraine is a "sound alike." there are some sounds that do, in fact, taste like they sound, and lorraine is one of them.......it tastes like rain water.

lynn/lynne - just like lorraine, lynn/lynne tastes like it sounds.......linty.

margaret - a big marshmallow with a walnut in the middle of it

mark - another intersting one that sounds bad but it really isn't.......it makes my throat a little bit sore.

mary - this is gonna sound weird (yeah, like the rest of 'em don't?), but mary tastes like really, really pale tomatoes. the kind that you usually get on your burger at mcdonald's.

melody - sorta like orange sherbet, but not exactly. can't pin this one down.

nancy - chocolate cake batter

roger - this is one of the most intriguing ones of all.....i have a big back story to "roger," which i will share with you at a later time. it tastes like a rope with mayonnaise on it which, no, i have never eaten a rope with mayonnaise nor have i ever even seen a rope with mayonnaise on it. and i hope i never do!

vickie/vicky - really dried out walnut shells


i know. weird.