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Monday, February 28, 2011

the super bowl is the thing with the commercials and the oscars is the thing with the dresses

i loved marisa tomei's dress. loved it.

i love marisa tomei. i mean, who doesn't? do you not love marisa tomei? you need your head checked if you don't love marisa tomei.

i also loved halle berry's dress. and halle berry's hair. and her skin. and her eyes. and her, well, her everything. (well, not her everything......i don't know about her everything. not that i want to! i don't! i. do. not. want. to. know. about. halle. berry's. everything!)

jennifer hudson looked pretty snazz-a-roo, too. they kept saying that her dress was coral or orange or something but it looked mostly red to me. i think i need a new t.v.

i was like totally what is up with amy adams' dress. the color was wrong, the style was boring, her hair popped out like a cigarette on fire. i love amy adams but she needs a new stylist.

nobody wore anything crazy. at least not that i saw. in my opinion, the oscars aren't the oscars unless somebody wears something crazy. back in the day, we could sit back and relax and know that cher would save the day. a bit more recently, we could leave it to bjork. every now and then, drew barrymore would throw something unexpected into the mix. but last night? last night was too predictable. no fire. (except for amy adams' hair)

the commercials sucked, too.