(with apologies to the "five man electrical band").......
1. "school's out- drive slow." in a few months, that sign will be replaced with "school's in - drive slow." makes you scratch your head. y'know?
2. "kohls staples dicks" - as seen on a shopping center sign listing the stores in the center.
3. "if you or someone you love has been injured or died from mesothelioma, call 1-800....."
4. "nobody has the right to hold anybody else to his standards." - on a church marquee! really????????? so, the nobody includes God????? what happened to the 10 Commandments????? and the nobody includes the law????? in that case, ima speed up to 65 mph next time i drive past that church. i mean, "church."
("so i got me a pen and paper and i made up my own little sign, i said, thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, i'm alive and doing fine.")
but, just barely.
