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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

nancy, but not with an "i."

for the record, i like anne spelled with an "e" better than i do without the "e" unless it's ann as in mary ann or beth ann or lee ann or some kind of ann like that in which case, please drop the "e."

i like catherine better than katherine but kate better than cate.

i like kathleen better than katherine but cathleen better than kathleen.

i don't like it when you get high and sit around making up syllables and come up with nonsense for a name.

i like jacob better than jake. i do not like inventive spelling. i like marcus better than mark but mark better than marc. i do not like it when you get high and sit around making up syllables and come up with nonsense for a name.

i like jane better than jean, sara without the "h," and under no circumstances and no manner of spelling, brittany. ie. britney. ie. britainknee.

if your name is matthew, please use both "t's." if your name is michelle, please use one "l." michele. see how nice that looks?

i like charlie, olivia, jack, luke, and wendy better than any other names you can come up with.

high or not.