well, after 9 days of the olympics, i have come to a conclusion: tape.
no matter what the sport, if you get hurt - and in many sports, to prevent the hurt in the first place - you gotta wrap yourself in tape. grease ain't the word (and neither is plastic, mr. hoffman)........tape is the word.
if tape can propel gabby douglas to a gold medal, i wonder what it could do for my heart? my dreams? what's left of my life.
perhaps my new hobby will be tape collecting. i'll collect scotch tape and knock-off scotch tape and masking tape and packing tape and electrical tape and medical tape and duct tape.
they make duct tape in fun colors now so, who knows, maybe pink tape really can make a person stop crying.
