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Saturday, April 12, 2014

facts

here's one for ya: there are too damned many of 'em. or, more accurately, there are too damned many supposed of 'em. half of 'em (that's a fact) are no more a fact than the man in the moon.(see what i did there?)

we are flooded in this world with so-called facts and then it's our job to plow through half (fact) of 'em and figure out which half really is factual and which half isn't factual. which, of course, nobody has the time to do. only to end up finding out that it isn't half of 'em that are factual anyway, it's only a quarter of 'em that are fact. fact.

one of the biggest problems in the world (fact) is that people's common sense goes right out the freaking window when they're presented with 'em. you really think that all other things being equal, children do as well in day care centers as they do in their parents' arms? i mean, huh? think that through, people! 

and, if it is true, then what the hell does that say about a parent's value? or, more accurately, what does it say about your values if you value a ridiculous "fact" like that?



all of the above is fact. no need snopesin' it.