i am not sure that i can watch another episode of "say yes to the dress" or "four weddings." actually, i am sure that i can't.
the lack of proper priorities in this country is sickening. when a bride says that her dream is to have a "rock star party with a wedding on the side," it ought to make everybody throw up. but apparently it doesn't. because she won.
it also ought to make everybody throw up when a bride says that she wants to "look like a princess" on her wedding day. or when she says that she wants a dress so unique, so extreme, so attention-grabbing that her guests won't know what hit 'em.
brides don't end up at the bridezilla level anymore - they start there.
what happened to the marriage????? where'd it go????? surely it's there somewhere. maybe it's buried under the five thousand dollar centerpieces with the orchids flown in from peru.
or maybe it's baked in the cake. the cake that isn't intended to be eaten as much as it is intended to be oohed and aahed over.
the actual marriage doesn't appear to be in the vows. "thanks for showing up," said one bride to her groom. "thank you for showing up," said the groom, "now, let's get this party started!"
no mention of getting the marriage started.
just the 17 bright red with plunging necklines bridesmaids' dresses cuz "this wedding is gonna be bigger, badder, and hotter ass than any other you will ever see."
i should certainly hope so.
