i hate fruit. hate. it.
but every new year, it's the same old thing......blah, blah, blah, eat-more-fruit-it's-good-for-you, blah, blah, blah. so once again, here i am, choking down fruit.
blech!
the worst fruit of all, hands down, has got to be the orange. how on earth do you people eat those things? don't you get all gaggy on the fiber and the texture and those little stringy white membrane thingamajigs which, right there......why are you eating something with membranes?
blech! oranges!
i even bought those cute little oranges this time around - the ones that are called "cuties," thinking that would help.
cuties, my foot.
when you think about it, oranges are a lot like roses (which i'm not all that fond of either, thank you very much). roses have their thorns, which is bad, but they also have their roses, which is good. just like oranges have their membranes, which is horrible, but they also have, and i must admit it does taste good - very good - their juice.
is it any surprise i'm not that big of a sports fan? sports fan - you know. sports. fan? roses - rose bowl? oranges? orange bowl? hello????
never mind.
