the best show on t.v., very much contrary to popular opinion, is not "modern family." it's "the middle." you're welcome.
part of the reason "the middle" is so good is because the middle of everything is so good. every politician and every voter could take a lesson from that. you're welcome.
"the middle," if you haven't watched it (and if you haven't, consider yourself slapped in the middle of the forehead - you're welcome), has characterization so far superior to the characterization in "modern family" it isn't even funny. well, yes it is. it's funny as hell. why "modern family" keeps getting all the emmys is be. yond. me. that show is so predictable, my dvr records it before it even comes on.
"the middle's" story lines are vastly superior.
their sets are quadruply (quadruply?) better than "modern family's." ditto their costuming. probably even ditto their lighting (but i don't know too much about lighting).
every last solitary detail of "the middle" is better, better, better than every last solitary detail of "modern family," and yet, you people keep jumping up and down about "modern family." (and don't try telling me that the fact they have a gay couple on there has nothing to do with it. it has every. thing. to do with it.)
and the middle has everything to do with why "the middle" is so good. the middle of everything is good. the middle of an oreo, the middle of a chocolate-covered caramel.
the middle of "the middle," in the middle of the week?
per.fec.tion.
(the only thing that's not better in the middle)
